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I Am Being Impeded In My Work

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I brought my laptop downstairs for a change of scenery whilst I work, and was immediately colonized by a cat. Typing is difficult. This may be my last communication to you, at least until the cat moves, and we all know how that goes.

If indeed this is the end for me, know that my last thought was to wish you a pleasant weekend.

— JS

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Swim On 2023 Pieces

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Cover of the Swim On: Mangroves zine, showing a drawing of a small lemon shark swimming through mangrove roots. The title “Swim On Mangroves” is above the water’s surface, and “edited by Jey Pawlik” in the sand below the shark.

Illustration of four guitarfish swimming around in front of sheet music of “My Guitar Gently Weeps”. The whole piece is done in halftones on a cream coloured background.Illustration of a cartoon great white shark front and center, it’s very blocky and has some scars on its body. The background is a pixel coral reef.Back cover of the Swim On: Mangroves zine, showing a drawing of a shadowed shark swimming through the water behind large mangrove roots. Text above the water’s surface reads “Thanks for your support” with a Swim On logo at the bottom of the piece.

Forgot to post my Swim On pieces from last year’s zine! I drew some guitarfish (which are technically sharks but also rays), and then a collab with my nephew of a great white he drew (I cleaned it up, coloured and did the background). If you missed it, be sure to check out the Swim On zine I run every year!

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New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving...

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New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It. “‘There’s no reason why working-age, able-bodied food stamp recipients can’t show us that they’re very good boys,’ said House Speaker Mike Johnson.” Pitch perfect.

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John Oliver has offered Clarence Thomas a $2 million tour bus &...

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John Oliver has offered Clarence Thomas a $2 million tour bus & $1 million per year if he retires from the Supreme Court immediately. “And all you have to do…is sign the contract and get the fuck off the Supreme Court.”

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Hello everyone! The word is out – I am writing a book!

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Hello everyone! The word is out – I am writing a book!

If you ever wanted to read a book about McMansions, 5-over-1s, the ignoble toil of architects, ridiculous baubles for rich people, hostile architecture, private equity, shopping (rip), offices (rip), loud restaurants, and starchitects who behave like tech founders, this is the book for you!

Thank you all for your support throughout the years – without you this would not be possible. And don’t worry, I’ll still be blogging throughout it all, so stay tuned for this month’s post.

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“Alexei Navalny, galvanizing opposition leader and Putin’s fiercest foe, died in prison,...

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“Alexei Navalny, galvanizing opposition leader and Putin’s fiercest foe, died in prison, Russia says.” No doubt murdered by Putin, just like he’s done to other opposition leaders and journalists. Navalny was 47.

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